Kitty's Store

Welcome to a place where you can buy* things with the nonexistant PotatoCoin™ and never have them shipped to you.  Ever.

Totally Fake

Things you "buy" here aren't actually purchased.  Chances are, we don't even have anything you see here in stock!  We don't even have a place to put stock!  It's all a marketing gimmick, or a social experiment, or something like that!

This guy is stronger than you.

You're a punk if you think you'l ever be better than him.

Pasta is literally carbs.

Carbs make you fat. That's literally all they do. Wow.